That wets my socks

Used to express exasperation at something. Because everyone hates getting their socks wet.

"Your dog peed on your shoes again."

"Well, that wets my socks."

finding my sock

excuse for sucking someones dick under the covers

*mom walks in*

mom: What's going on in here??!?
*girl pops out from covers*
"Just finding my sock!"

dirty sock condom

A dirty sock condom is the condom that has been in the bottom of your sock drawer since your dad gave it to you during your freshman year of high school.

"Sorry I used a dirty sock condom last night. It was all I had."

Sausage sock

Slang for condom. Australian origin.

"Excuse me, could you please tell me where the condoms are?"
"Oi Michelle! Where are the sausage socks?"
"Aisle 5!"
"Aisle 5 mate"
"Thanks"

Boppin socks

The act of wearing nothing but your socks when you have sex ... Whether its done because your feet smell or because your partner has a dirty floor.

Jim: man I think I wore a hole in my favorite boppin socks last night

John: damn dawg how's that happen ?? Must've been really putting it to her

Jim: well you know how your sisters headboard has that really rough spot ... It must have worn thru as I was using it as leverage

Sock parade

Basically when candidate on a military course like basic or something along those lines is such a shitbag the rest of the candidates pin the victim down in the night while they sleep, and beat them with socks full of bars of soap.

We gave Pte fuckstick a sock parade last night maybe he will preform better.

Sock poppin

One sock on one foot. While your other foot chills like da shit.

I got one sock poppin. While the the other marinates.