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A turd of any diameter that is a minimum of 6" in length.
Barry is taking his tape measure to the bathroom. He thinks he is gonna drop a Japanese turd.
An exceptionally girthy line of a sortable drug
“Man, don’t give me that small ass line when you just cut yourself a monkey turd!”
“I think my heart might stop if I snort that monkey turd…”
When you're taking a dump and your butt flexes forcing the poop to retract into your butthole causing the sensation of sandpaper going up your butt.
"Man I hate it when I have a sandy turd flex (STF) in the bathroom"
The act of using Tik Tok while using the toilet. Usually for an inordinate amount of time.
"You're taking a lotta time in there...are you Tik Turding??!"
A turd creeper is when you feel like you need to pass gas, but a turd creeps out instead.
When I woke up in bed I thought I needed to pass some gas but was surprised by a turd creeper.
The puss you squeeze out of your nipple region
Nipple turds are When u have an infection somewhere in your body for so long it works its way out of ur nipple area
When a girl is a 6/10 but hangs around with 4/10’s to give herself the illusion of being an 8/10
Bro! Look over there, that girl is so hot!
Nah bro, separate her from her group of friends and you’ll see it’s a classic case of polished turd syndrome.