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The act of a Heeb going to a bank and inserting every penny in his anus and licking all of the clean
I can’t go tomorrow I plan to go to the bank and do a dirty taylor
Michael Taylor is the best human you could ever ask for when playing the hit game Call of Duty: Black Ops. This player on the Xbox is the greatest random you could ask for when trying to hit COD trickshots. Michael likes to hold angles in Search and Destroy for as long as possible, these angles include D3 and E3 on the WMD map, aswell as D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map. Trickshotters love Michael Taylor so much because he happens to hold the perfect areas where the trickshotters are able to go for their trickshots at a good distance and have enough air time to execute their combos properly. Michael Taylor is also a very simple man and all he desires is an L96A1. If you happen to encounter Michael Talor in a Black Ops lobby make sure to drop him an L96A1 and give him some words of encouragement to stay in the lobby. Even when Michael Taylor is not in the lobby his spirit can still be found among other players. If these other randoms end up holding a Michael Taylor angle such as D3 and E3 on the WMD map, and D3 and D2 on the Firing Range map make sure to shoutout to your teammates that “he’s holding a Michael Taylor angle!”
Guy 1: “Bro this random is holding a perfect angle for our trickshots!”
Guy 2: “Oh that’s just the local random Michael holding his infamous Michael Taylor angle, don’t disturb him.”
Will fuck your girlfriend in your twenties and your wife later in life. Give up any women chasing you ever have because ZK is gonna slamming Salmon her. If you think this man has a Bionic Femur; it is nothing compared to his Cock.
Smarter than you, richer than you, can fuck better than you. Give up and let’s fucking party.
That Zak Taylor pulled a hard left again and is knee deep in my girlfriends Pussy.
When a person starts dating another person, says they are in love after a short while, breaks up with them shortly after, and continues to repeat the cycle. For reference see: Taylor Swift dating life.
Guy 1: Dude, Brent was in love with Becky last week and now he's saying she did him dirty and he's in love with Katy.
Guy 2: Bruh, Brent is Taylor Swifting.
Where a couple can't decide to stay together or break up for good, and go through the cycle of breaking up and getting back together in a matter of a few hours
They kept taylor swifting with each other for two weeks and it was driving everybody crazy.