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when your ice cream is to frozen to scoop you stick a fork in it and eat it
I couldn't eat my ice cream with the spoon so i stabbed it with a redneck ice cream cone and ate it
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this sexual act starts out with the woman giving the man a rusty trombone. while she is doing this, the man spews bloody diarrhea into her mouth. the woman then procedes over to the mans penis and lets him blow a load in her eyes and hair, completly turning them white. the woman then proceedes directly back to the mans anus were he shits brown chunks and hershey squirts all over her body. this makes the woman look like an icecream sunday with wet walnuts and cherrys. *licking the reminants off is optional*
sean gave jasmine a rusty ice cream sunday last night, and boy did she look delicious!
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this is used to insult someone that pisses you off who has a white mom and a black dad and acts like theyre ghetto.
"Hey Aziza,you got a lil cream in your coffee!"
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Donald Trump engaging in sexual activities with his secret Russian boyfriend, Vladmir Putin.
"I want you to turn me into a kawaii orange cream puff Daddy Putin."
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I had scrambled eggs, bacon, toast and South Carolina ice cream for breakfast this morning! Damn fine eatin'!
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Like a cream pie, but the pussy is bloody from a period and hairy.
Don't give me a Black Forest Cream Pie. I am on my period.
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when a woman is deep throating a man, and he hits her uvula with his cock. this causes her to gag and puke in his dick hole. afterwards, he procedes to fuck her. when he busts, and she creams, the man pulls out as the fluids drip and flow into her ass. the woman then shits in the man's mouth in a swirling motion.
I went to rita's yesterday. your mom gave me some soft served ass cream. it tasted like shit
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