e finger

verb
when you’re facetiming a girl and you’re pretending to finger her through the screen. she will be fingering herself where your finger is pointing to make it seem as though you are fingering her.

guy: baby let me e finger you
girl: omg i love when you do this

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finger stimulatitus

where the fingers are stuck in a given position after constant "physical stimulation"

Lisa you cant play guitar hero on expert because your middle and ring finger are stuck together due to finger stimulatitus

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Banshee Finger

Banshee ( A wailing spirt damned on this earth for eternity )
Finger ( a human abendede )

When giving pleasure to a women with your finger(s) untill she wails like a common Banshee.

This can also mean for males, however this is more difficult to achieve with males, (aka anal pleasure).

The Banshee Finger, done correctly will involentaryly make him or her squeal like a piggy.

Guy 1: Bro. Get this, i was with this chick last night and i totally gave her the Banshee Finger.

Guy 2: Dude, dont lie, you couldnt give a women the Banshee Finger even if you where stretch armstrong.

Guy 1: You're just jelly that i can make a girl wail

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Finger Stinger

The act of revenge in which a person scratches the inside of the vagina of anus whilst fingering

Ayy bro, what did you do when you found out she cheated?

I gave her a mean finger stinger brah

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finger fury

When you're pissed off and typing so fast that you spell worse than a 5 year old.

Judy: "I'm just so tierd of putng up wih this bullshit form him! Wy cant he jst tsop bieng a jackass?"

Lucy: "Huh?"

Judy: "Sorry, finger fury."

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Sticky Fingered

The act of fingering a girl on the dance floor of a nightclub and whilst she’s on her period and wiping it on your pants.

Damn did you see Gaz sticky fingered that sheila at the Precinct.

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Blue-fingers

For gardeners that work in the Moonlight/night.

He must have blue-fingers he is always gardening in the moonlight.

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