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hottest mother

carters mom also known as the hottest milf ever,

oh wow look at that milf gotta be the hottest mother ever

by TLBMALAV, im gay September 9, 2022


Mother fumper

Mother fucker that humps bitches that don’t like being humped

Stan is such a mother fumper

by Goats ‘n Goats October 4, 2018


ur brother likes ur mother

The most rare insult in the planet of the earth. Has never been used and was buried in the core of the earth to be permanently destroyed. But then the sun god retrieved it while finding the Holy Grail and decided this insult was better and had told it to nobody. This will obliterate any insult including "Your Family Tree LGBT". This insult also breaks the No U infinite spell card found by some users in discord and steam. Be sure to use this accordingly.

John: "ur family tree lgbt"
Pulls out small cloth and leather box
John: "it was only a jok-"
You: "UR BROTHER LIKES UR MOTHER"
*universe implodes infinite times into itself causing the universe to turn into a black hole*

by fuckin bitchy ass April 3, 2018


Perfect Mother

A mother who is willing to do anything for her children and their success.

Johns mom made him new basketball shoes so he could play in the championship game. She really is the perfect mother!

by ILoveCat191845 May 15, 2023


Mother of Jesus Christ

Something you yell out when your team is losing or you have to pay a expensive bill.

John- Mother of Jesus Christ i can't believe the Patriots are losing to the Raiders

Me- I guess the patriots just suck

by Crzyfkr October 8, 2010


Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)

What I call homo-sapiens who have cystic lesions.

Person 1: Do you have a cystic lesion?
Person 2: Yes.
Person 1: Good...you are a "Father And Mothers Infections Around (Mafia)".

by LeSouffleDeVersailles January 14, 2025


fucker mother

An emotionally cold, callous mother who consequently psychologically destroys her children, thereby ruining their lives. Analogous with 'refrigerator mother'.

You were sexually abused? I wish! Sounds heavenly to me. I suffered far worse. I survived a fucker mother.

by AnyNationExceptAmerica January 16, 2023