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Dobby’s Sock

A wizard swear.

“Oh Dobby’s Sock!”

“Do not use foul mouth words! It says here in the rule book, no wizard swears! You are hearby expelled! I expect you to pack your things and head onto the train back to london!”

by stupid slytherin June 9, 2020


Sock Guy

They love playing football ⚽ and they are a total simp . They don't know if they like Margarita's more than Amal's .

THEY TOUGHT THEY WERE BEING CALLED SUN GUY FOR ALMOST 4 MONTHS ☀.

THEY LOVE BOYS MORE THAN FOOTBALL .
They don't like to play with their little sisters . 😥

Me - hey look behind you it is sock guy !!! 🧦
MY BFF - Hiiii Sock Guy

SOCK GUY - STOP CALLING ME SUN GUY !!!!!!!!!!!

by Donutworry March 30, 2022


grippy sock home

A term for a mental facility that provides care for the mentally ill.

"He cheated on me while I was in the *grippy sock home*, so I haunted him outside his window at night."

by nxshii October 5, 2023


Sweat socks

When you cum into a sock then hold it over your girls mouth and ring the cum out of the sock

Babe I don’t want to fuck, can I give you the sweat socks instead

by Purple nurples December 11, 2019


slingshot sock

The act of filling a white, tube-sock with as much cum as possible, whirling and twirling it like a lasso over your head, and releasing its contents over an excited, or unsuspecting person's face.

The other night my slutty girlfriend turned to me and said, "I'm tired of getting facialized. Tonight I want the slingshot sock." Astounded and wide-eyed, I stammered, "of course!"

Later that evening, while soaking in a pool of vajamba juice, I fucked my girlfriend up until the point of cumming, pulled out, and filled my old tube-sock with man-goo. Whooping and shouting in a frenzy, I twirled the sock and saw cum splatter over my gf's hungry, open mouth.

by denalipark227 April 22, 2010


liams cum sock

A dirty . Filthy fucking sock that has crusty cum from a smelly arrogant disgusting fat so called human being called Liam who wanks 50 times a day

You are as disgusting as liams cum sock

by Leviathan22 February 1, 2024


Sock Paper Jar

An alternative, dirty version of Rock Paper Scissors. The game goes sock beats jar, jar beats paper and paper beats sock.

The loser has to swallow the winner's cum from the item they won with.

Joe: Hey mate, wanna play Sock Paper Jar?

Larry: Sure buddy, but I warn ya, my cum jar is filled to the brim.

by YuriMurder July 21, 2022