Tea Tree

This is a BOOB girl. Every boy, when reaching puberty, is asked the old age question: boobs or ass? It is at that time that the boys makes a choice, a decision that will determine the man they will become. This girl shapes men's lives, and men love her shape. She may not have an ass but no one is complaining. Their lacking bottom half and tremendous top half make them resemble a tree. FOOTNOTE: this word originates from the saying "top tier titties" because "tea tree" sounds similar to "tres T's" or "three T's" and that is the acronym for "top tier titties".

I used to be an ass guy but now I'm a boob guy. All it took was one tea tree to change my whole perspective.

sweet corn tree

a very rare tree that is found only in Ocean City, Maryland that in which sweet corn grows on.

What kind of tree is that? Oh its a sweet corn tree!

walking lime tree

When a person walks around all day with with sour armpits sour back sour leg all daiiiii😂😂 aka A mustyyyy Bitchhhh //Nikkkaaa period 🤔😂😂😂😂🤣😅😂😂🤣😂

This girl from sutter ave in bk smells like a walking Lime treee

She wear lime smell all de time 😂😂😂
Friend 1: Hey gyal waagannn Hahahaha

Friend 2: nuttinn going to this man house me smell gudddd uppp while walking always 😂😂😂
Friend 1: Smiling and waving 👋 goodbye

Hmmmmmm she smell like a walking like tree squnt 😒😒😒😂😂😂😂 N ride off on me bike 🚲

Tree Licker

Canadian

Those tree lickers live in igloos

Shade Tree Mechanic

An individual who can preform car repairs and maintenance for a fraction of the cost if those same services were done at a dealership. The Shade Tree Mechanic, more commonly known simply as "Shade Tree" is very knowledgeable of how to service most domestic vehicles manufactured before 1995. Any vehicle manufactured after 1995 and import vehicles in particular are problematic for Shade Tree; however, Shade Tree will tell you otherwise.

Shade Tree operates from his own driveway or in front of his house on the street. Ideally, the service work is preformed beneath a tree with a large canopy providing necessary shade during hot summer days hence, the title "Shade Tree."

Be advised, the Shade Tree does not possess any metric tools, uses vise-grip pliers in practically every repair situation and will require you make multiple trips to the auto parts store to replace things inadvertently damaged by the apologetic Shade Tree during the service repair process.

Most shade trees will barter and accept various forms of payment including cash, a carton of cigarettes, liquor, Wendy's or Burger King.

Joe: I need new brakes for my car but the dealership wants over $400.00
Mike: Bruh, go around the corner and holla at that Shade Tree Mechanic. He'll hook you up for a pack of squares and some Chick-fil-A.

Nigga Tree

When a nigga puts little to no effort on their Christmas tree.

Jordan: This tree is fucking ass!
Mark: Well, it's a nigga tree

Tree Leafer

Someone who has NO balls.

That one there? He's a tree leafer. He won't call out the shift supervisor behind his BS. Bet.