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Person lies on their back, the woman straddles the face creating a seal between the labia and the mouth. the person on the bottom blows into the woman to "inflate" the uterus. The woman grabs two hand-fulls of hair (the basket) and holds on for the balloon ride.
"Dude, i was trying to give a 'hot air balloon ride' and I got a mouth full of blow back."
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5 or more men performing anal sex in-line with each other. Extra points if it's incestuous.
Hey Tom, the guys wanna know if you're in for a Mississippi Mud Boat Ride this weekend?
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A way to express dissatisfaction with someone. To tell someone you do not care what they do from now on.
Boss: "Your fired!"
Employee: "Oh yea? Well, you can go ride on the head of a unicorn to hell, for all I care! I quit!"
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There are several steps to completing a successful sleigh ride:
1. Do the person from behind
2. Cum on their back, being sure to smear it around a bit.
3. Take a shit on their back, right at the top.
4. Tap them on the shoulder so they become upright.
5. Watch your Nutty Cosby slide all the way down on your freshly delivered powder.
Karen and I were feeling a little squirrely last night, so I gave her a sweet San Francisco Sleigh Ride, then made her clean it up afterward.
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A phrase used to describe the extreme innocence and purity of a person's true character. Whether it be obvious, or latent.
"Bitch was acting like a cock tease at the club. But when I got her back to my pad, she totally chickened out. She was all cake, ice cream and pony rides."
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When a man sticks his penis in another persons anal cavity then finds his cock covered in shit.
IAN was riding the dinky train to stinky town on ADAM, then found his cock covered in shit. WHOO, WHOO!!!
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When you’re rocking out, slaying, and making salty sailors sit on your lap while eating a werther’s original. ROLL TIDE!
“Drop the tailgate and get ready to ride” - BoxyFresh