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Adam is someone who loves the Gaa. But works part time as a slave for master oogway and chicken Joe.
Adam is the first person to discover obamas last name and as a result he was knighted by quandale dingle on the 21st April 2022. He then met the daddys, Daddy Noel, Daddy CBum, and Patrick Bateman to go on a long and perilous journey to save Quandale Dingle from Bowsers castle.
Adam is awesome. I hope he doesnt enslave an entire village like wanda did. After his knighthood by Quandale Dingle he became a Jedi Knight and regularly breaks man beds due to what he does to Padme. His long running trio with Pickle Rick and Morty his made him become worthy to become one of Grus minions.
a creed loving man who boasts about his ability to eat a big mac while he shits. drinks a lot of whiskey and tries to recover with prilosec but still has GERD. An Adam loves to get down to some Cardi B while he plays golf and smokes cigars. Dont be fooled, he acts tough but still knows all the words to WAP.
an Adam's true sexual orientation can be discovered at black light parties, where he will emerge from the bathroom after 15 minutes with suspicious stains on his face and a sore jaw.
Black light partier 1: Bro, did you see that Adam guy come out of the shitter?
Black light partier 2: Ya bruh, he was like rubbing his jaw and there was a bunch of load all over his face
Black light partier 1: Justin loved it
That one guy who loves a girl and knows that he will never get her
Look at that Adam, not even asking his crush out.
adam is the type of guy to have sex in a longos washroom while being high. But he is a great guy. he can put a smile on anyones face and he can make the room 10 times brighter. he has brown hair and brown eyes and is around 5'7. hes the type of guy who will make you laugh so hard you cry. find yourself an adam!
girl 1: omg look at him
girl 2: thats adam im pretty sure he had sex in a longos washroom
girl 1: who cares look at that smile thought :)