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This is a radio show syndicated to all the iHeartRadio owned "KISS FM" stations, and can be heard from 10AM-2PM on your local "KISS FM" station. This is where Ryan Seacrest and Sisanie will talk about things in between songs.
Did you hear On Air with Ryan?
Active Air Freshener (aka A.A.F.) Is a sex position where 2 people sit in a pile of pillows in the corner, with A plugged by B's penis as it straddles and kisses A. While B grabs and spreads A's rear end as A softly releases continuous gas.
Guy: "You heard about those 2 weirdos who did AAF? (Active Air Freshener)"
Other Guy: "Yeah, motherfuckers' always coming up with a different position every fuckin' tuesday."
The act of hypothetically fist bumping someone.
"Congratulations everyone! We helped find a cure for cancer, air dabs to you!"
niggas that wear black air forces are scoundrels who should not be crossed, they have definitely stomped out more people they can count with they mischievous uneducated ass.
larry: ay some guy just punched me you tryna jump him w me?
jason: what shoes he had on?
larry: high top black air forces
jason: aw hell naw slime that mane def double strapped you should apologise to him fo running into his fist
a killstreak that shouldn’t exist on most of the smaller cod maps.
me: casually playing cod sniping everybody
*enemy precision air strike inbound*
me: oh shit
A corny, often sarcastic, sentiment given to friend by drawing a heart in the air by one's pointer fingers. The air heart usually starts by holding the two pointer fingers together at arms length before separating them to draw the curve of a heart top by moving the fingers up and out in opposite directions. The drawer then pulls their fingers down and back together to complete the 'V' at the bottom of the heart. Can be used to show affection, but is more commonly (and effectively) used to lighten a friend's bitchy mood.
Jenn: I can't believe that my husband always piles dirty dishes in the sink. What does he think that I am... a maid? Doesn't he know that I have to take them out before I can properly wash them? He makes me so mad and I can't...
Kelly: Whoa, my friend. (air heart) You. Complete. Me.
The act of physically plugging a clear nostril on purpose when the other nostril is actually plugged in an attempt to force air to go through the plugged nostril to clear it up. Nasal decongestants are optional; in fact, this is typically done because nasal decongestants don't work for those times when one nostril is absolutely plugged to hell like a rush hour traffic jam and the other is like an abandoned highway. Despite common sense telling you that this is a genius idea and it should work, it typically doesn't. But that doesn't mean it never works, so be sure to try it next time you have a cold.
Nostril Air Redirection may not work often, but it feels satisfying when it does.