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A large, loud mouthed douche who believes that he can beat every car ever made in a race. Aside from professional tuners AM fags are annoying and should not be treated with respect due to the nature of the large amounts of shit dissing that spews from what used to be their mouth.
John: Yeah man! I can totally kick your supra's ass in a drag man. You kidding me, that ricer shit probably only has 300bhp.
Timmy: Actually is has 1700bhp you American Muscle fag.
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An American that believes in Anti-vax, hates other races and is far too patriotic.
Josh: Hey dude, wanna hang out with my cousin?
Dave: Your cousin's The Average Stupid American, no offense.
Josh: Yeah, that's fair. I don't wanna hear about hOw vAcCIneS cAuSe aUTiSm.
Josh: Let's just hang out with Chad.
Dave: Sure, he accepts other races. Doesn't oppose modern medicine, and doesn't think that America is the only country that matters.
Dave
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really boring despite all the fanfare about how "developed" native American society were they really weren't anything special
a good example of native American history is the Aztecs and the Incas:
ohh look at the Aztecs and Incas they had a highly developed society....expect if they were in the old world they would be a foot note in history( look up Hitte empire or any tiny ass country in central Asia from 1450 A.D. to 1800s)
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What foreigners say to convince themselves they are American.
border patrol: Let's see your green card.
foreigner: Why? I'm a real American!
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A place to get comfortable jeans.
Their shirts are ugly, unoriginal
and a cheaper way of advertisement
for the company. They have some cool
accessories. A little more creative than
hollister and abecrombie and fitch.
But, only creative if you make it that
way. Most who shop there are just out
to get a logo. They walk in to buy a polo
and track pants that MUST say american eagle
across the butt. These days originality is
gone, which is a shame because being original
is respected and any educated person would know
that.
Girl 1 : Hang on, we have to go to american eagle outfitters and get some cool clothes for this weekend.
Girl 2 : hey heres a cool jacket !
Girl 1 : Yeahhh, but it doesnt say american eagle. I like this polo with the little eagle with these AWESOME pants that say american eagle ! ahh ! its so cute !
Girl 2 : OMGSH AWESOME !
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The movie with derek played by that guy from fight club Edward Norton^-^
Loved for the curb stomp. Its a pretty fucking ownage movie.
while playing gears of war "I just curb stomped that bitch in the face"
"Lol like the black bitch in American history x .OWNED"
"Your are a racist"
"Nah, im just copying Derek"
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When you come home so drunk, you shit in the sink and don't remember. It's always a surprise the next morning!
Fuck! I left myself an American greeting!
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