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A sexual maneuver in which the woman’s vagina and her partners anus are pressed together, and the partner defecates in her vagina.
It was all fun and games until she asked to do a Chocolate Pussy Pie!
John Belushi attributes all of his Olympic gold medals to little Chocolate Donuts - the breakfast of champions.
When you take the shit on your toilet paper and rub it on your balls until they are brown.
Person 1 “Why were you in the bathroom so long?”
Person 2 “Sorry I was just making Caramel Chocolates”
A term for a man that likes that chocolate hole ;)
He’s a chocolate starfish invader, and he’s good at it, trust me, I’d know
eating chocolate pudding with no spoon by squeezing the container, causing it go go all over yourself.
Fot squeezed her snack too hard, and got hit with a chocolate pudding cumshot.
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When a male or female is asleep beside you, you stick your forefinger inside their anal gland (with no lube) and see how many knuckles you can get in before they jump. Knuckle depth can be measured by the shit stain on your finger.
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Last night Liam passed out at the party! You'll never guess what happened, Joey have him a Chocolate Finger Puppet and got third knuckle!
Female
Arnold's misses fell asleep watching Netflix facing him. It was a prime opportunity for a Chocolate Finger Puppet but he had to improvise with a reach around.
The act of squeezing impacted shit out of your pee hole like a zit to clear the blockage.
Yo man while I fucked her in the ass I must have been pushing a Hershey bar back up in there because it gave me a chocolate Dick zit.