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Mainly in (queer-dense) fandoms, a gay man who proudly fantisizes about straight vanilla relationships of the characters involved. Usually a careerist, but can appear anywhere else if he's conservative enough.
After gay author and Danish citizen Hans Christian Andersen who got popular with his heteronormative fairytales.
-"David is such a Hans Christian. I mean, SonAmy is great an all, but it's not that special. And shouldn't he push for gay ships, since he's gay himself? Talk about supression of expression!"
A christian who just won't shut up about how jesus is always here, and reminds you more than a group of priests in a line at your door waiting to remind you about jesus. Goes to bible study and has more than enough crucifixes on the wall and jesus statues
Not to be confused with a normal, sane christian.
Person 1: Chandler is totally a whole christian
Chandler: Don't use the word Christian in vain, Jesus will steal your penis so you cannot jerk and sin.
he is every girl/ guys dream. he knows how to treat someone
agh he’s such a christian seavey
This big, beer drinking, and tree swinging mammal, knows a good time. He’s all about embracing different cultures, religions such as Hebrew and celebrating Hannakuh. Although he enjoys very little things, he finds much of his joy in drinking coffee and hurting other people. He does this to hide his true insecurities such as his wide hips and thick thighs. Giving him the nick name Jiggly. His true love often struggles with his drinking problem, and he often resorts to violence. This issue led him to transfer schools, and loose his camery. To cope with his lost car he now resorts to stealing and selling Dispos, and often beats his friends as they are “bad influences” as we try to guide him through the right path. There’s not much we can do to save him, but only hope.
Girl- Oh is that Christian Sacco, I heard he beats people who are different and loves 9/11.
christian h is a man who will hurt you he will be your first love and love bomb you. he will then get with your best friend in front of you. as well as get with the girl he always told you not to worry about but still do this day 6 months after we have broken up he will tell your bestfriend that he did love you and always will
Chili Christian is a man that doesn't get influenced by others. He is a leader, and it shows from how his family is doing. Chili Christian loves his G-wagons and 506. Even though he has some legal troubles occasionally when building his twenty million garage, it doesn't matter because he is a rocker that runs the government.
Chili Christian has built an empire for his family; however, his brother takes all the credit.
a fgt with long hair and no swag and is often abused by a guy named noah