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When two separate parties make it a point to air out their grievances with one another via Facebook status updates.
Jessica was so mad that Kelly stole her paper and handed it in as her own so she decided to take it to Facebook and let everyone know that she was mad at Kelly for stealing her paper. Kelly then turned around and wrote that they both paid a third party to write the paper for both of them on her status update, discrediting Jessica's claim that it was her own paper. They continued insulting each other via status updates for the remainder of the week.
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When people have over 2000 friends on Facebook.
It's like sleeping with tons of men/women except it's on Facebook and everyone can see it.
Me: Hey Mary! How many friends do you have on Facebook? I just hit 500!
Mary: Oh I have 3746. I just cleaned out my friends list so it's a little bit small.
Me: You Facebook whore...
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The irritated sound you make when you have been annoyed by all of the 'Urban Dictionary word of the day' words that regard Facebook.
Man1: I was checking the 'Urban Dictionary word of the day' and let out the loudest Facebook Warcry when I saw that the word was related to Facebook.
Man2: Yeah, I do that all the time.
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when someone posts more than 20 times a day and all of them are not stupid.
Josh: this dude must have a real interesting life he posts all day and everything he says is interesting
Steffen: wow that dude is a facebook superstar
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when someone gets their feeling hurts from dumb things on facebook.
you're friend writes on other people walls but not on yours, this makes you jealous and/or upset. therefore you are 'facebook sensitive'.
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The idea that anything posted or commented about on facebook is truth.
Once the enter button is pushed, its the truth.
Stacy: (status update) Isnt feeling it... I hate Mondays.
AR: Congratulations on the new baby girl.
Stacy: What in the workd are you talkning about?
BN: Did I miss something?
Stacy: Bro... its a facebook misconception, you know I dont get down like that.
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An arguement that occurs on Facebook through a status that has nothing to do with the Status, usually resulting in the continued use of a Status for several days leading up to four hundred emails of the amount of one to three word comments on the status.
Bob's Status: Works so Boring!
Jim: Your telling me.
Bob: Jim you dont even have a job!
Jim: I'm just saying
Bob: WTF you always do this, every friggen status!
Jim: So how about those Yankees?
Bob: OMG Don't even get me started!
Jim: This is reallly starting to feel like a Facebook Battle..
Bob: You friggen started it, geez get a life!
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