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Facebook relationship

A couple where both partners obsessively use Facebook and only contact each other through this website.

John: Have you ever been over her's house?
Sam: Nah man but we hit each other up daily on facebook
John: What a Facebook relationship

by laxgurl28 February 27, 2012


Facebook Republican

Someone who thinks if all of their FB friends do not agree with all of their statuses, then they aren't real friends.

Girl: If you were a friend, then you would automatically be happy for me.

Guy: I didn't realize I had to be a Facebook Republican to comment on your status in disagreement.

Girl: I'm deleting you.

Guy: Oh. No. Please. Come back.

by Deadfella March 01, 2012


Facebook Facade

The happy bullshit you post publicly to maintain your own damn sanity.

Girl: "I see things are great in your life!"

Guy: "Nah, lost my job, got a DUI and left my dime bag in a jacket in my friend's car, but can't let the world think I'm a loser... Gotta keep up the Facebook Facade!"

by This2ShallPass December 10, 2014


Facebook Celebrity

Facebook user that has ton's of friends and keep posting status updates, cool pictures but in reality they're not cool, unknown and photogenic.

Guy 1: I Wish could date this girl named Selena on Facebook, shes cool and fine as hell.

Guy 2: Dude, she's Susan from downtown and average girl, and she's definitely a Facebook Celebrity.

by Observer9 May 28, 2011


Facebook philosophy

Spread like wildfire by the semi-literate and white trash, a quote that starts with either « Life, Love, or A Real Man... » followed by some god-awful half-witted analogy, written by some incult, uneducated and unintelligent teenager.

A real man doesn't care what color you wore today... or some other inept facebook philosophy.

by Villies July 06, 2013


Facebook Pirate

Individual that proceeds to steal everything you post on your facebook wall and post it on their wall without giving any credit thus taking all the glory of your genius.

That bitch is such a facebook pirate.. he stole my Lady Gaga video AGAIN and now he has 30 comments and I only have 4.

by justincolt April 14, 2011


Facebook Battle

An arguement that occurs on Facebook through a status that has nothing to do with the Status, usually resulting in the continued use of a Status for several days leading up to four hundred emails of the amount of one to three word comments on the status.

Bob's Status: Works so Boring!
Jim: Your telling me.
Bob: Jim you dont even have a job!
Jim: I'm just saying
Bob: WTF you always do this, every friggen status!
Jim: So how about those Yankees?
Bob: OMG Don't even get me started!
Jim: This is reallly starting to feel like a Facebook Battle..
Bob: You friggen started it, geez get a life!

by Ferdinand Maximilian November 26, 2010