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When you light a bull on fire in 104 degree heat and then have to ejaculate on a farmers daughter before the bull skewers you and lights them on fire.
Yo jake, I did a Texan fire bull with reberta last night
I heard the texan fire bull didn't go to well
A baby who looks like they were thrown in a bin that was on fire
Sophie looks like such a bin fire baby I feel bad for her
An action taken by mountain people to get mules to move when they refuse to budge
Guy 1: where is laura?
Guy 2: she wont answer her phone so i will build a fire under her until she does
Guy 1: i dont get why you treat her like any random bitch when she clearly isnt . there is something I have to tell you
When a submissive person in bed tells you to cum on them.
“Oh Brandon, fire when ready!”
A type of non grape wine, developed in Swedish porn in the 70's whereby Redheaded Swedish women on their menstrual cycle use pure cotton instead of sanitary pads, this is harvested daily by Santa's elves in their off-season as she sleeps, then hand squeezed and bottled at the source, creating a unique taste to each bottle. Redheaded is a key component to this wine, as it gives it the Fire. Blonds with herpes can often be a substitute in cheaper imitations.
Aww bro, I just awoke and my mouth tastes like I've been drinking Swedish Fire Wine all night.
as the son of ABSOLLUTE ALLMIGHTY GOD THE CREATOR OF ALL. i made up this game called fire and ice to do nice stuff and bad stuff to the person known in the bible as cain when i found out who he really is today and his real name....all because of the mark on his forehead that makes everything you do to him be hit back at you 7 times fold. multiplier of seven. so if you stole 10% of his money, then you would lose 70% of your money for an example. it don't matter how much money each other have. if he have 1000 dollars and you have 100 dollars. he lose 100 dollars for 10% of his money and i lose 70 dollars. 70% of my money.
he really seen a curious pure hearted kid made up a game like this out of curiosity. game of fire and ice. fire and ice game.
Two sticks in a fire is a gay sexual term best described as the penis rubbing against another male's penis until further long ejaculation.
Guy 1: I had a good time last night
Guy 2: Oh really? What happened?
Guy 1: we rubbed our penises together
Guy 2: Did you ejaculate right?
Guy 1: it was the best sensation of my entire life
Guy 2: More like Two Sticks in a fire that night you had together