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Only like to top up and failing exams
My free fire man horn me with niyah otf
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When just the head of your erect penis pokes out of the bubbles in a bath, resembling a fire hydrant protruding from deep snow.
She asked me for a dick pic so I responded with a photo of the good ol' Norwegian Fire Hydrant.
is when the driver tucks and rolls out the car and the nigga in the back has got to jump up to the wheel and save the passengers life
I told my homie I was sick of his shit and pulled a Vietnamese fire drill.
When you’re getting pulled over and the passengers are more sober than the driver, you need a Vietnamese fire drill
Similar to fireball jutsu, just before ejaculating you light the tip of your cock on fire and spin around ferociously, releasing ejaculat-fireballs in all directions, hopefully hitting surrounding targets.
Friend 1: 'yo, why is ur crotch all wrapped up like that?'
Friend 2: 'oh this, well I was cornered by a bunch of guys who wanted to rip my cock off for some reason, so I sacrificed the tip to preform the Fire Phoenix Jutsu on them, and i managed to get away.'
Friend 1: 'WHAT IN THE LIVING FU-'
A place where kids can fuck around with friends they’ve known since they were 4 years old (thanks to the Saltaire day camp)… also known as a place where young adolescents gather in empty trap houses to get high and then go to the beach the next day, just to do it all over again.
Rules:
Only bikes
Barefoot
Locals only
Get drunk on bay picnic
Hu on lifeguard beach chairs
Notable residents
Ted and Jen of the Saltaire day camp!!!
Doctor bob
Patrick - Saltaire market
All of the public safety officers.
The lifeguards
Will Schiff
“This summer in Saltaire, Fire Island, we’re gonna get drunk at the bay picnic!!!!!”
Just like a rapid fire, this woman received her fame by whoring and the money she gets from fornicating with men grows at an exponential rate— the rate is so high that just for being one body she makes more than all the whores in town and even the man who is their pimp putting them out of business. She is constantly talked about by men who tell other men looking to get laid to go to her because of her skills and experience in sex. She will have sex with anybody without hesitation. Her sex drive is active 24/7.
Bianca literally fucked every dude in the 10th grade, even Isaiah White who is the lamest kid in this school. Damn, what a rapid fire whore she is.
When you light a bull on fire in 104 degree heat and then have to ejaculate on a farmers daughter before the bull skewers you and lights them on fire.
Yo jake, I did a Texan fire bull with reberta last night
I heard the texan fire bull didn't go to well