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What someone needs after getting a bad burn or the like.
1. -"You're a whore"
"Wow, that hurt so bad I need a Jesus Band-aid"
Common word in beggers language.
Best used with phrase "God bleess you" with or without "...and have a nice day!"
JC!OMG!
"Spare a coin?"
-"Go away!"
"Jesus loves you!"
someone who does not like Jyothis's music. Especially Transfiguration by Sufjan Stevens.
Jaqueline is a jesus hater when she is busy with her pro-Manifest Destiny poster against Libya, and thus too busy to listen to the above-mentioned song.
EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -someone who thinks their body waste smells like Chanel #5 !! (and/or they can 'walk on water'!!)
that killer biker has 'little jesus' written on his tit!!
my boss has the little jesus thing going!!
he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!
It begins when one is laying on their back with arms extended to the left and right, mouth open and eyes closed immitating a Crucifix. It is then the role of another male to mount the human cross and fuck the open mouth rapidly.
Kenny gave Brandon the Jesus Cross for his birthday.
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Brandon gave me the best jesus cross I've ever had.
A lie black people wish was true, even though he was Arabic.
Black person: black Jesus is the truth.
Real jesus: I'm neither white or black.
jesus blow
1. a devastating strike with divine power; a lucky knock out punch or kick. 2. when used in plural the ability to throw strikes with no regard to self; swinging to land that lucky knock out blow.
" Man, I thought I had him in that fight, until he landed that damn jesus blow!"
"Dude, that guy does not know how to fight, he was trying to land jesus blows."
Source: Gerald L., west covina,ca