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jacked up to jesus

when your hair is so high Jesus can touch it

source: toddlers and tiaras

your hair is jacked up to jesus

by jymmrtn October 31, 2014

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Jesus H. Christ

Shortened version of the full name Jesus Hitler Christ.

"I don't know man, Jesus Hitler Christ sounds weird."
"So just go with Jesus H. Christ?"
"Yeah"

by TrueLiesFromLife February 19, 2019

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And then Jesus came back!

A phrase added by someone who is incredulous to what is being said, either an exaggerated report or a vision. Very much akin to "and then you woke up," as in "you woke up from the dream you were having and realized, 'oh, yeah, that was just a dream.'"

Coordinator: Yah, and I'm going to make sure there are 150 people at the cookies and ice cream party, that way we'll make $500 easy.
Coordinator's helper: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!

Seminarian: Sure I helped Jim Wallis write that book "God and Politics."
Professor: Yeah, and then Jesus came back!

by bajgrace4u June 15, 2010

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Jesus Band-aid

What someone needs after getting a bad burn or the like.

1. -"You're a whore"
"Wow, that hurt so bad I need a Jesus Band-aid"

by somerandomname January 5, 2009

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little jesus

EXTREME OVER-CONFIDENCE!! -someone who thinks their body waste smells like Chanel #5 !! (and/or they can 'walk on water'!!)

that killer biker has 'little jesus' written on his tit!!

my boss has the little jesus thing going!!

he was hustling to 'crack that crotch', hes' such a 'little jesus'!!

by michael foolsley December 30, 2010

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jesus hater

someone who does not like Jyothis's music. Especially Transfiguration by Sufjan Stevens.

Jaqueline is a jesus hater when she is busy with her pro-Manifest Destiny poster against Libya, and thus too busy to listen to the above-mentioned song.

by Jigganinja April 8, 2011

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Black jesus

A lie black people wish was true, even though he was Arabic.

Black person: black Jesus is the truth.
Real jesus: I'm neither white or black.

by Shadowmog November 24, 2015

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