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this is a sexual act were a man takes his sperm filled testicals places them in a woman or mans eyes and places his rectum over his or her mouth and lets loose a juicy fart.
i fucked this kinky bitch lastnight and she asked me to hook up an arabian death mask... so i did.
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that u will die b4 u dishonor yo gang or hood
OG 1- "ni66a u kno wat it iz death before dishonor"
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Cedars-Sinai Medical Center, Los Angeles, California, USA
Elizabeth Taylor was rushed to the Celebrity Death Portal due to complications associated with a pre-existing health condition
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1. The act of an old person spending because of an anticipated death.
1.Anyone over the age of 80 purchasing a Ferrari is a common form of death knell spending.
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Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.
"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."
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Giant rolling balls of something, which are on fire, as in the movie Troy, where Brad Pitt wore a skirt.
CAMERON! CAMERON! I'm gonna throw flaming balls of death at you if you don't come out to run with me!
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A punishment given to a man or woman after "operation" whom has commited a hanis crime and death is not thought of a worthy punishment. thus the penal sphynterotomy is given to them. In this punishment the offenders penis is removed by being forced to insert the penis into the fat woman's sphynter, the fat lady will then contract the sphynter and glutius maximus and some guy pushs her hard so that the penis is removed. Some think of this act as quit an erotic one, indeed painful though.
Defendant: I plead not guilty your honour.
Judge: well then, i here by sentance you to Death by penal sphyncterotomy!
*dum dum dum*
Jury #1:OMG!
Defendant: oh god please no, i can just picture the fat chick, nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!
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