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The place where the only thing in your 3 year contract that will last you more than 1 month is your car payment.
A car dealership that sells cars that are on the verge of having their engine blow for no less than $11,000.
When you ask them what the price is of a vehicle you are interested in, they will respond "the computers are down right now, I will let you know when the computers are fixed". When your engine blows, they will give you the run around. When you ask for the owners name, they will give you endless excuses as to why they can not give you that information. When you do research about this car dealership you will wonder why they havn't been shut down yet.
Jack: Did you hear that Bob bought a vehicle from Northpointe Motors (home of instant car credit) T.C. MI today?
Jill: It's too bad he didn't do his research on that dealership. I predict his motor will blow in less than a month and he will be stuck making the payments and carless.
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something that is pretty damn invisible!
Student: Here's my assignment. I know it looks like a blank page, but I wrote it in invisible ink.
Teacher: Damn! It's more invisible than a black man in a car with tinted windows at 3AM! I wish I could give you an A+, but I can't mark it. You fail.
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GOOMCNsyantyam means get out, go to the hospital and dont call an uber ever again.
GET OUT OF MY CAR NAAAAAW sir you are not to yell at me
A scam call about something that should have been sent in the mail
"We’ve been trying to reach you about your car’s extended warranty"
" i dont have a car , im 10 years old"
A saying that basically means "Go to hell" or "See you in hell."
Can also mean "I'd rather be in hell"
Jill- "Are you ready for that huge test in Science tomorrow?"
John- "Ugh! Might as well ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow."
Billy- "Hey stupid face! I bet you like to rape iguanas and lick your mothers clitorus!
Greg- "Asshole! Why don't you Ask Satan if he has got a Car that I can Borrow!"
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A phrase one might say after saying, "But there is good news ..."
Billy: You're mom's dead, you're dad's a homo and I raped your sister . . . but there is good news.
Bob: What's that?
Billy: I just saved a bunch of money on my car insurance by switching to geico . . .
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HAHA CAR GO VROOM VROOM ZOOM DRIFT SKRRT BOOM WOOOSH
HAHA CAR GO VROOM VROOM ZOOM DRIFT SKRRT BOOM WOOOSH