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the act of an uncircumcised male touching the tip of his cock to the tip of a second male's circumcised cock, thus causing the excess foreskin of his shlong to wrap around the head of the circumcised male's purple headed yogurt slinger. basically the gayest shit imaginable!
so I went to the restroom at the bar the other night, opened the door the stall only to find 2 dudes with their pants around their ankles and they were giving eachother elephant kisses
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A very true fact that everyone knows.
sam: Yo did u hear that jack kisses boys?
Liam: of course man everone knows that
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Cunnilingus in which the vulva is french-kissed and/or sucked, esp. when performed on a woman from behind in a doggy-style or face-down, ass-up stance.
I got so hot making out with my boyfriend, I ordered him to start kissing the big lips!
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July 6th. The one day you try to stay away from all the sluts because they want to kiss you.
Slut-Hey babe it's International kissing day"
Me- Hey slut leave me the fuck alone i don't want aids.
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The act of spreading peanut butter on your genitals (typically male) and letting a dog lick it off for sexual pleasure.
I was so desperate last night I just settled for peanut butter kisses from fluffy.
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Stealthiest way of telling someone else to kill themselves.
Kiss your sister = kys = Kill yourself
"Go kiss your sister"
"But I'm an only child"
"You know what I meant"
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Cocoa butter symbolizes love, because cocoa butter is generally made to smell good, it heals your skin tone, and it gives you smooth skin that people love to use it.
I miss my cocoa butter kisses, hope you smile when you listen.
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