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A dirty, used condom belonging to an elderly male. Typically never thrown away and usually disposed of in an improper manner like left on the floor, in a bed pan for the nurse, on the back of a golf cart, or on the sidewalk.
Frank was walking in to the nursing home to visit his grandmother when he spotted Pappy's Old Dress Sock tossed in the corner of the lobby.
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A man with a lot of pubic hair.
As made famous by the move "I love you, Man"
I took him to the beach and he had a bush like a 40 year old serbian
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The Ye Long Old Lady is a lady who has an extremely long penis. Their penis is so long president Lincoln cut half of it off to build the White House. Being a trans they cannot find anyone to make out with.
Ye Long Old Lady is walking by
Being worthless and having nothing to live for.
That guy is as worthless as an old broke dick dog.
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Brilliant, yet demented, older barely gentleman
The Crotchety Old Man is pants
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People that oftentimes get defensive about their age because of the stereotype given out on the internet, and try to act more mature then they actually are to make themselves seem not as bad
(in an attempt to seem different from other 12 year olds) "im 12 years old and this is not funny"
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Kids who, for some ungodly known reason why on this green earth, are given the ability to mute, kick, ban, and otherwise make playing on a particular server a living fucking, nightmarish hell.
These admins get their jollies and probably only sense of satisfaction in life by hounding players that they deem annoying, unfair, or simply deserving of their abuse.
Other names for these cretins: Assmins, dickmins, shitmins.
Example 1
Player 1: DUDE! I just got banned for getting two head-shots on that guy!
Player 2: 12 yr old admin man. What do you expect?
Example 2
Player 1: {Player 1 was set on fire.}
What?
{Player 1 was frozen}
WHAT THE FUCK!?!
{Player 1 was muted}
OH HELL NO!
{Player 1 was gagged}
Oh you little bitch.
{Player 1 was kicked and banned}
FUCKING 12 YR OLD ADMINS!
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