National Send Your GF Money Day

This occurs every year on October 14. You should’ve been cuffed by this time because fall is cuffing season. If you don’t give your girl $, she should break up with you.

Omg oscar! It’s October 14! Have you given your girl your entire check yet?

No mark, what are you talking about?

Mark: Its National Send Your GF Money Day today!

Oscar: whatttttttt

AIRSHIP MAP IS OUT i have no money

i dont have moneh

omg! AIRSHIP MAP IS OUT i have no money tho.

put your money where your mouth is

Betting on a statement one makes to another

"you better put your money where your mouth is, I think you JUS B FIBBIN YO

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make that funny money on dat playboy bunny

a person making alot of money poseing 4 playboy

kira make that funny money on dat playboy bunny

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oh snap, that's my kid's diaper money

Uttered loudly over a game of t-low, used to express the anguish and loss felt by an illegitimate inner-city father over the loss of his child's diaper funds to gambling or drugs. To be said with an urban accent. See hey, that's my cell phone

When Kyle saw that he had lost his two dollars, he jumped up and screamed "oh snap, niggah, that's my kid's diaper money!"

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make that funny money on dat playboy bunny

To ob cure financial means utilizing women of prostitution. I.e. being a pimp

Morris is a well established playa "he make a that funny money on dat playboy bunny"

"make that funny money on dat playboy bunny"

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i didnt say she stole my money

This sentence is funny because it takes on a new meaning with every word you emphisize
See below

I didnt say she stole my money
i DIDNT say she stole my money
i didnt SAY she stole my money
i didnt say SHE stole my money
i didnt say she STOLE my money
i didnt say she stole MY money
i didnt say she stole my MONEY

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