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To stab anothher with a metal object.
Be fearless when you carry your knife, don't be afraid to wet your steel.
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When a man is trying to impress strangers on the internet because his wife doesn’t give him the validation he desperately seeks, he often resorts to telling women (especially on twitter) that he owns their wetness (plural) or owns her wetness (singular).
Owning her wetness is actually impossible. Nobody can own her wetness. Her wetness is not ownable. Only sad, lonely, married men ever unironically say that they own anyone’s wetness.
This condition dates back to 2018 and there is currently no known cure. Research into the early warning signs of saying dumb things like, “I own her wetness,” is ongoing.
Owning (her) wetness on the internet saved my marriage.
A gentleman always holds the door to let a lady go first THEN offers to own her wetness.
Own her wetness by blocking her then stalk all her tweets from your alt.
Woman on twitter:
Man on twitter: I own your wetness
Woman on twitter: ew, fuck off, dumbass
One small step for man, one giant leap for owning her wetness.
Indiana Jones and the Quest for Her Wetness.
Star Wars Episode V: Her Wetness Strikes Back.
Him: I want to own your wetness.
His wife: You do, honey.
Him: Not you.
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Have sex with someone using a condom and cum inside of the condom. When they fall asleep take the condom and put it on their foot.
Sally awoke, horrified, to see that she was wearing an Alabama Wet-Sock.
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Saying this means that you are in a bad or otherwise unwanted situation.
Leela from Futurama said the phrase "This toads the wet sprocket!" in an episode entitled "Future Stock". This is a reference to "Toad the Wet Sprocket", an American folk rock band that formed in 1986.
"My favorite TV show was cancelled? This toads the wet sprocket!"
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A very hot guy you'll see around the university campus.
Look over there! It's Wet Guy.
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A box of tissues that one keeps beside their bed in order to clean up any mess that is made from cumming. (either with a partner or alone)
"baby, that was great! Pass me one of those wet dream catchers off the nightstand to clean up this jizz"
"robert is so gross! he has a pile of crumpled wet dream catchers next to his bed"
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When You Are completely soaking after being out in the rain.
man, its throwing it down, im piss wet through
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