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when you take your partner away on a romantic expidition to the alaskan alp cottages. then you go ice jigging for the so called alaskan salmon. catch a salmon and procede to root the ass off of it and release your sperm inside of it. then you take the so called salmon back to the cottage and use it on your partner inserting it into her ass. on point of ejaculation of your partner you squeeze the salmons guts releasing the remnants of your sperm into your partners ass. then you pull the salmon out of your partners ass all covered in shitty, cummy, bloody resin and slap her across the face leaving a shitty cummy bloody fucking moustache on her upper lip.
i took my partner to the alaskan alps the other weekend for a fishing adventure and gave her a alaskan salmon run moustache.
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Olde-timey phrase, most commonly referring to the act of literally carrying someone perched uncomfortably on a rail to a point outside of the city limits. This was often a form of punishment for committing any act others thought was extremely bad. It is still sometimes used in the Southern states.
Doctor:What did she take?
Friend:These, Dexamil. Supposed to cure drinkin'
Doctor: Alan T. Whitman, M.D. That man ought to be run out of town on a rail.
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One of the worst high schools in history. Everyone thinks they are so emo or they are prep extreme. They post pictures of themselves on webshots drinking excessive amounts of alcohol while dawning the latest seven jeans and Ralph Lauren polos. Oh and those emo kids thinking they are going against the whole "prep system" really look like the biggest tools in their xfallxoutxboyx shirts. God Fall Out Boy is one of the worst bands on earth. Get over yourselves.
The school is made up of inconsiderate assholes who treat people like shit. They waste their parents money on drugs and booze. If you don't have a Vera Bradley you are probably on the death list. The North Face dominates and is the only winter coat.
The whole entire population is full of self absorbed rich snobs. The student parking lot has better cars than the teacher parking lot.
It is probably one of the most fucked up institutions in America. Just slide money under the table and you will get what you want there. All the parents are in denial about their kids who go there.
"Oh Sally, she doesn't drink, what an angel."
"John, oh my god, doing drugs...no way!"
Deep Run High School will money always solves any problem!!!
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When a bitch is sucking your cock and you ram your dick so far down her throat she throws up and as she is throwing up you cum up her nose when she looks back with a puzzled look you donkey punch the shit out of the bitch causing the cum to shoot out of her nose and mix with the throw up then as she lays there unconscious you walk away and laugh
Hey Josh last night the craziest thing happend this bitch was suckin my cock and she threw up so i cummed up her nose it made me so mad i donkey puched that hell out of her to make a long story short i gave her a hurling hit and run
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A term used to define the instance where a person has clogged the toilet, but chooses to remain anonymous and blame it on others.
Upon returning home from work, I found the toilet clogged. None of my roommates took the blame and had claimed it to be the Jerry which was not around to defend himself. Ergo, The Old Fashioned Poop and Run
A running fuck at a rolling doughnut is an action doomed to failure.
"He can go and take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut for all I care."
Bringing a piss-filled condom to a water balloon fight to use against the opposing team, exacting critical damage and ending the war.
Trojan refers to the brand of condom and references "Trojan horse".
My birthday party was cut short when the water balloon fight ended with a Trojan Chuck 'n Run. Everyone was covered in piss and disappoinment. Even the cake was ruined.