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One of the worst high schools in history. Everyone thinks they are so emo or they are prep extreme. They post pictures of themselves on webshots drinking excessive amounts of alcohol while dawning the latest seven jeans and Ralph Lauren polos. Oh and those emo kids thinking they are going against the whole "prep system" really look like the biggest tools in their xfallxoutxboyx shirts. God Fall Out Boy is one of the worst bands on earth. Get over yourselves.
The school is made up of inconsiderate assholes who treat people like shit. They waste their parents money on drugs and booze. If you don't have a Vera Bradley you are probably on the death list. The North Face dominates and is the only winter coat.
The whole entire population is full of self absorbed rich snobs. The student parking lot has better cars than the teacher parking lot.
It is probably one of the most fucked up institutions in America. Just slide money under the table and you will get what you want there. All the parents are in denial about their kids who go there.
"Oh Sally, she doesn't drink, what an angel."
"John, oh my god, doing drugs...no way!"
Deep Run High School will money always solves any problem!!!
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When a bitch is sucking your cock and you ram your dick so far down her throat she throws up and as she is throwing up you cum up her nose when she looks back with a puzzled look you donkey punch the shit out of the bitch causing the cum to shoot out of her nose and mix with the throw up then as she lays there unconscious you walk away and laugh
Hey Josh last night the craziest thing happend this bitch was suckin my cock and she threw up so i cummed up her nose it made me so mad i donkey puched that hell out of her to make a long story short i gave her a hurling hit and run
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A term used to define the instance where a person has clogged the toilet, but chooses to remain anonymous and blame it on others.
Upon returning home from work, I found the toilet clogged. None of my roommates took the blame and had claimed it to be the Jerry which was not around to defend himself. Ergo, The Old Fashioned Poop and Run
You have a lot of money
I can pay for it my pockets run deep
A running fuck at a rolling doughnut is an action doomed to failure.
"He can go and take a running fuck at a rolling doughnut for all I care."
Bringing a piss-filled condom to a water balloon fight to use against the opposing team, exacting critical damage and ending the war.
Trojan refers to the brand of condom and references "Trojan horse".
My birthday party was cut short when the water balloon fight ended with a Trojan Chuck 'n Run. Everyone was covered in piss and disappoinment. Even the cake was ruined.
A joke so dirty, only Swedes can understand
Ey dude can you say: 🏃🏼🚗❄️✏️?
Run car snow pen?
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