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When you smoke a bowl then blow the smoke in yo girls virgina then stick yo dick in and pull it out and let her suck of the slime and smoke.
When you take your turkey to chipotle it's fun.
a phrase used when you are leaving a place in a hurry due to a potentially dangerous situation
"Man, it looks like this storm is coming in fast. The news projected possible hail and tornadoes."
"Well then I better take my cheese and run, because I don't mess with tornadoes."
I didn’t know dating his friend would cause so much drama. Girl take your wig off!
When you can’t make the playoffs in madden so you ask Jesus to take you to the playofffs after Jesus floats magesticly down naked and says “if you want to be taken to the play offs the play offs gotta be taken to you” and then you say ok Jesus do what you gotta do and then he says “ good cause I’m gonna FUCK YOU LIKE I FUCKED THAT PIG” *looks at pig * “oh my god it’s in half was it like that when you fucked it” Jesus says “no” then you ask “how long is it” then Jesus responds in a soft soothing voice “ longer than the pig”
I screamed jesus take me to the playoffs and then Jesus floated down and fucked me with a cock longer than a pig
Doing something seemingly difficult with exceeding ease.
"Oh, how was the competition the other day?" "Well the big hunny was easily dodging the main hunny". "Like taking on trunks with one finger?" "Yeah!"
"Hey babe, want to have sex?" " Sorry, I'm taking Carrie to the prom."