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When giving a rim job your partner will rap their legs around you to lock you in
Man Alexis Texas has the nicest ass. I would love her to do a Texas Leg Lock on me
Huge butterfly like false eyelashes that are used to Butterfly kiss you like your Mom used to, just not where.
My Mom used to give me butterfly kisses on my face as a child with her eyelashes, well I was teabagging this gal from Dallas that had the biggest Texas teabag ticklers I ever saw, they caused me to flash back like Kung Fu to my Mother kissing me and I immediately went impotent!
An unconventional method of tanning: working the land without a shirt or sunscreen. Commonly seen in Texas and other southern states, where sunscreen is seen as optional.
I went and mowed the lawn today, got a pretty nice Texas Tan
A popular sex act in the homosexual community in which a man suspends himself from a tall beam typically found in a barn using a cattle lasso, then inserts his penis into the other man laying flat on the ground and proceeds to spin around at full speed until completion
Hey RJ, my cow wouldn’t stand still. You mind helping me do a Texas Roundabout later?
People who claim they’re lesbians while they date men. They only kiss women when drunk.
I saw that god damn Texas lesbian with her boyfriend at the Whataburger
This is where you take any sized rubber chicken and stick it in your vagina. Once thoroughly aroused you bok like a chicken. Once orgasm is achieved you pull out the rubber chicken, smack her with the chicken & watch the juices fly everywhere.
We were having so much fun at the KFC that once we got home she wanted me to do the Texas Plucker on her.
The aftermath of the most epic cream pie trail made by the woman from scooting from the middle of the bed towards the end.
Dayum she left a texas snail trail