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A Perfect Gift for anyone with any links to the great state of Texas. This perfect gift will include all the many great gourmet food items that come from Texas including, Pecans, Salsas of many flavors and styles, Cornbread mixes, spices and meat seasonings for grilling, BBQ Sauce, Pepper Sauce, Chili Mixes, Preserves made with Texas Fruit and Pecans, Jalapeno Jelly, Chewy Texas Pralines, Texas Cookbooks and Gifts and much more. All this is packed and packaged in a Texas shaped Basket or a Longhorn Shaped Basket.
Texas Gift
Texas Corporate Giving
Lone Star Baskets
Texas Gift Basket
The act of spamming someone's phone when they don't have it.
Cowboy: He broke up with me~!
Ohio: Did you do the Barrage of Texas?
Cowboy: Yeah...
Ohio: He doesn't like that, Cowboy.
White Russian with Dr. Pepper
Bartender: “What can I get you?”
You: “Can I get a Texas Chainsaw”
Whenever your companion squirts breast milk into the others mouth for enjoyment. Its a lot like a cum shot.
She gave me a Texas Milkshake last night.
When giving a rim job your partner will rap their legs around you to lock you in
Man Alexis Texas has the nicest ass. I would love her to do a Texas Leg Lock on me
A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.
You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?