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A non descriptive, ambiguous insult for anything. Used to keep the subject in the dark.
"Why do you look like such a texas tophat?" "When did your house become a texas tophat?"
When you eat spicy food and get the burns. But when you take your diarrhea infested shit you bust a nut in that toilet.
David-“ I just went to Chipotle and got the Texas Blowout Stew after.”
John- “That’s tuff”
Don’t you know that hotel is prime territory of Texas Turtles?
When you viciously beat someone to death with a rolling pin in Texas.
Steve: “oh look a Texas rolling pin”
John: “nice…”
Steve: *viciously beats John to death in Texas*
When a football team (college or otherwise) plays the best football you’ve ever seen playing at home and looks like absolute garbage everywhere else. Can be used for any sport.
This team of ours could be really special this year if they didn’t have Texas A&M Syndrome.
The ghetto part of Texas, Including cities such as Brownsville, Corpus Christi, Etc.
Demographics:
90% Hispanic
10% White gay texas cowboys
South Texas might as well be apart of Mexico
You technically hit a kid in the face with a 20 ounce steak
" come'eer you son of a bitch your getting the texas paddle".