Shaving the house pubes

Mowing your lawn.

I yesterday I saw my grandma shaving the house pubes.
Mexicans are good at shaving house the pubes.

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Full House Hopper

Sexual fetish involving Mary-Kate and Ashley, back to back before you; you on your knees, alternating thrusts of your love shaft into their V-units, springing back and forth between the two until euphoria ensues. See California Mud Hopper. Dirty Nail optional.

It wasn't the Olsen twins, but I did have a psuedo-Full house hopper last night with Lisa and her mom. My hips were like a sewing machine doing a zig zag stitch back and forth over that slippery cloth.

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Go to Helen's house

When you're starting the phrase "Go to Hell" But then some person of awesome authority that causes you to be respectful is in hearing proximity and you mention your wicked cool friend Helen from science class on how she's doing on her non-existent science project.

Douche: Shut the fuck up!
You: Go to h-
*Old Spice Guy swan dives in*
You: I mean.. Go to Helen's house to pick up our non-existent science project..
Douche: Oh, 'kay sure. Helen's a cool person.

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take it to the house

An insruction or prefix of: the taking of something to the house in question.

Take it to the house. kthx

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brick shit house

tough, and or good looking

Damn, shes built like a brick shit house!

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Mexican Bath House

Noun: A long row of porta-johns on the side of the road near a city construction site commenly frequented by immigrant workers. Also used during high noon when the fumes are at their strongest.

Hey did you see that long row of workers waiting in line for the Mexican Bath House? I bet it smelled like death down wind of it.

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circle your house

1. Online threat/request referring to the practice of outlining one's residence on a Google map and uploading the picture as to pinpoint one's own location. From Nahright.com

2. The practice of actually driving around the block on which a victim's house is located in attempts to catch the person outside of the safety of their home.

1. "Yo man! Circle yo crib (house) then, i'll be on the next flight." - cOLD (Nahright)
2. "They cannot see me, they are like Stevie... I'll circle your house like BBs." - Lil Wayne, Upgrade U

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