Mother

The person that wants you to pause an online game, normally asking you to do something you can do in two minutes. You lose your game.

Mother: 'Pause that game, take out the trash'

Mother

Used on Twitter to describe people who are serving cunt.

"Nicole Kidmans is mother."

Mother F-er

This is used by BETA MALES, only ALPHA MALES like nicholas cage can say the "F-Bomb" my mom wont let me swear so forgive my anagrams for the "F-Word"

Nick was angry his dad molested him so he called him a "Mother F-er"

Mother's Eyes

Your true eyes have been past on. Keep em. It indicates your true colours of your family. Take care

You have your mother's eyes

Mother Watch Duties

A nautical term for looking after everything else on the boat whilst the other "watch" are sailing it.

Includes: cooking, cleaning the deck(s), cleaning the bilge(s), cleaning the head(s) otherwise known as the toilets, general boat maintenance and sleep.

Steve: "Is Johno sailing the boat today?"

Bernie: "No, he's on Mother Watch Duties"

Mother In Law

A mother in law is pretty much the very bane of your existence.

A mother in law (or MIL) is a wretched, treacherous female. She is insecure, jealous, petty, hateful and filled with spite. She is immature to the max.

She is shallow, empty headed and only cares about appearances. She is a master manipulator, and a huge control freak. She has to be in charge of everything.

It does not matter if the child(ren) she bore are in their 30s, 40s, 50s or 60s. She still must be a heavy influence in their lives, and she cannot exist without knowing their Every. Single. Move. She gushes unsolicited advice and is not satisfied unless she pushes her dumbass opinions. She HAS to be the center of attention. She is backbiting, hypocritical, sneaky and mean.

She pretends at church, pretends with the neighbors, pretends with the bridge club, but she is a fake, through and through.

She will constantly berate you, berate others, poke fun at people, make nasty comments behind your back, and betray you and others by gossiping about your/their private business.

A mother in law is a bitch from the bowels of hell.

A mother in law sometimes giggles like an evil 7 year old. She laughs at her own cruel jokes, with her long, yellow, scary teeth.

Beware the Mother In Law.

For she is the spider, and you are the fly.

mother-in-law

Spouse's mother.

My mother-in-law is a good person.