A hot blitz is when you're tagging a girl from behind, and you "accidentally" slip it in the wrong hole.
Exception is if she realizes what's happening and calls an audible. Then the play is blocked.
"Oh, dang, last night I pulled a hot Blitz on Ashley and to my surprise, she didn't call an audible."
When you mix White Claws and Vodka.
Girl #1: What are we drinking tonight?
Girl #2: I have some White Claws.
Girl #3: I have some Tito's.
All Three: Hot Claws!
An army soldier, almost always female, that wouldn't be considered above average looking under normal circumstances, but has boosted attractiveness due to the lack of variety in the pussy department.
Soldier bro 1: What about Carpenter, would you smash?
Soldier bro 2: I mean yeah, would definitely smash, but she's just army hot though.
A person who is fairly attractive but has small physical flaws that, if fixed by by photoshop, would make the person extremely attractive.
"Hey, Dale's mom is a dimepiece."
"Nah man. I'd still hit it, but she's photoshop hot with that big nose and nappy hair."
A high quality bowel movement.
I had serious hot stack after hitting up that buffet.