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Something that you hear being yelled at a 5sos concert
Random fangirl: "Michael fuck me"
You: "ok we get it"
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The room in a hotel which is closest to the elevator.
Derived from "The Office (U.S.)" episode "The Convention" (season 3 episode 2), where Michael Scott requests the room closest to the elevator as it sees the most foot-traffic, so as to increase attendance to his party.
"Here it is--room 301--the Michael Scott Room."
"Damn--the Michael Scott room--I guess we'll be hearing people come in drunk all night..."
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The anti-Elvis, he is the only one with no Elvis in him at all.
"Elvis is in everybody out there.
Everybody's got Elvis in them.
Everybody except one person that is,
Yeah, one person!
The evil opposite of Elvis,
The Anti-Elvis!
Anti-Elvis got no Elvis in him,
Lemme tell ya.
Michael J Fox has no Elvis in him." -Mojo Nixon
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THE HOTTEST MAN ALIVE
a celebrity that starred in "A Cinderella Story"
Girl#1:"Omg did you watch "a Cinderella Story?"
Girl#2: Hell no! Hillary Duff is in it!She can fucking die.
Girl#2: Yeah I hare her to, but Chad is in the movie too
Girl#2:OMG REALLY??!?!?! ok then im gunna watch it!
Girl#2:.. yeah I watched it yesterday.. looking at Chad gave me an orgasm
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One messed up dude who kisses his cousin and fucks his mom and his grandma if he is really feeling it.
I WANNA BE A MICHAEL GARCIA
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Lauren Ann Oates is in love with thos boy. We've been through a lot for over 3 years. He's the cutest, sweetest, most loving, handsome, funniest man I have ever been with. He has Laurens heart.
Michael Pilgrim and Lauren are the cutest couple.
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The act of cumming is someone whilst youre dick is imbetween youre legs like a tail.
hey you see Melissa over there? She made me do a dirty michael jackson.
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