comes from the phrase baked potato, baked meaning high, so when people bt statuses and personal messages saying 'potato' they mean high.
'You potato?'
'yeaaaaah'
A name for a person who you love
Best friend:what am I to you?
Girl:you're my potato!
Bob: hey my friend look it’s a potato
Bill: well gee bob that is certainly a cool looking potato.
Bob: indeed it is bill
*they worship said potato*
Infant with no remarkable physical attributes.
Especially, when accompanied by light skin and a lumpy head.
Sa'Quan what have you been up to?
I just spent 45 minutes looking at pictures of Karen's new baby, Trent. Little guy was a total potato.
1. A starchy root vegetable
2. A computer, machine or connection that is lacking in processing power or speed
3. A bland, plain person.
1. "I love me a baked potato"
2. "bro this video is like 2 fps. are you running this on a potato"
3. "I'm such a potato"