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The #1 twitter snow hater (theyre polish)
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The chunks of dirty snow, ice, and/or slush that accumulate in vehicle wheel wells as a result of winter driving.
"Don't kick those snow dags out - you'll break your toe! Here, use my broom handle."
Doing something that is useless
Dude turned in his homework on time but has a 20% in the class, he’s shoveling snow in a blizzard
Getting a blowjob with a condom, then after orgasm peeling the jimmy off to pour over her slutty head.
Yo, that bird made me where a jimmy to suck my dick. I had the last laugh though, I gave her a snow hat after I nutted. Lol.
When you are stuck inside a snow globe. So no matter where you go it’s safe but it’s still a snow globe. Unless you switch dimensional realities.
Dayummmm sun. you we’re a cartoon in the snow globe!”
Be careful to not fall into the snow globe effect.
We advise you not to remain living in the snow globe effect.
A white man with an afro.
Seth: " yo dude check out the snow fro' over there"
Max: "yeh what a douche"
Refers to where some lazy jacka** scrapes/brushes the icy white stuff off his car only enough to let him see out the windshield before driving away on a cold morning. Not only does this prevent him from safely "seeing and being seen", but it also means that huge clumps of snow will periodically fall off his vehicle and splatter onto the plowed roadway, messing up the lane where other motorists have to travel.
I always make sure to thoroughly clear away the latest winter-storm's buildup from my car before venturing out on the road, so that nobody can accuse me of selfish snow-sweeping.