An individual that is so stingy, that after wiping their ass with some toilet paper, they flip it over and use the unsoiled side.
Steve: Fucking Jim wouldn't even loan me five dollars so I can buy a slice of pizza.
John: Well, what do you expect? The guy is a Two-Way Wiper!
A person who has been seen driving in the wrong direction, on any kind of road.
We're writing a letter to the authorities about Big Bad Bill. Now he's a wrong way Johnny.
A snickers bar but without the nut
Person 1: Hey want a snickers?
Person 2: Sorry I can't, I have a really bad nut allergy.
Person 1: I have a Milky Way Candy if you want it.
Person 2: Sure, thanks bro!
Something you would say to mock someone for making a fool of themselves or losing in a friendly way. This term was used mainly between 2007 and 2010.
"Did you hear Justin scored an own goal in football today?"
"Ha, way!
Way is an acronym commonly used for what about you
Jade: Hey Jefferey what have you been up to lately.
Jefferey: Nothing much, way?
Jade: I’ve been super busy with family drama.