Holmes Guy

A person who works in an office and eyes other men up in secret then goes to the disabled toilets to furiosly masterbate and release their inner tension. Generally perculiar in appearance and could be a sex offender

He look like a right holmes guy - check the toilets

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guy magnet

A person who is super attarctive that she attracts even strangers when they look at her and will say "hi" to her

Wow you keep attracting all these guys, youre a guy magnet

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Bug Guy

A local term used for a crack dealer in the midwest.

I heard Bryce the Bug Guy is cooking up some more rock.

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that savage guy

A guy with a tee trunk dick, but doesn’t like to brag about it

That savage guy is so sweet

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weird guy... ;)

The kind of weird motherfucker that is so odd it makes you want to kiss them and fall in love and live together happily forever. It's likely that even thinking about your "weird guy ;)" makes you blush and kick your legs and maybe squeal like a fag

oh yeah he's such a.... weird guy... ;) its kinda attractive....

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Knife guy

YoU'rE nOt A kNiFe GuY! YoU'rE nOt A kNiFe GuY yOu'Re A lOsEr!!!

Hym "Hahahahaha! Second time in 3 days huh? Knife guy for the win! See!? I told everyone! I told everybody! Knives! Own them! Buy them! Stab the dog shit of of those who accost you (physically and NOT conceptually)!!! Mwahahahahaha!!! Stop trying to mug people! You will be stabbed! 🔪🔪🔪 Ee-Ee! Ee-Ee!! Hahahahahaha!!"

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Boob guy

Boob guy is a hot American guy that isn't American and everyone simps for him! he has blonde hair and white skin and likes to play games and he is chill as fuck and horny

Boob guy is sexy

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