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Member of the male sex designed specifically for the distribution of top, turbo-charged banter and attracting sexually promising girls on a regular basis. The turbo top lad is prone to getting wildly drunk, shouting offensive comments at innocent passers by and claiming that he could bed any girl in the room. The title "Turbo Top Lad" is the highest honour that can be bestowed upon a male, superceding the lower ranks of "lad" and "top lad".
Did you see that guy inside with the magnum of vodka and three fit girls? Classic turbo top lad!
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The act of climbing to the top rope in the corner of the wrestling ring in anticipation of performing a high-flying move like an elbow drop on an opponent. Coined by Macho Man Randy Savage. OHHH YEAH!
::point to ceiling and spiral finger upwards:: "GOING UP TOP!"
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A person in Birmingham who worships the Prohpets birthday and marches to Leicester.
Haleema is such a "green top", shes getting married to her cousin tomorrow
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The greatest sports news website on the planet. Funny, straightforward and professional. It's clearly the future of hockey news. It's Prime Cheddar worthy and loaded with awesome features like Play of the Week, Pictures, Polls and Forums. Only cool people check it out...
Yo, I went on Top Cheese Hockey yesterday and they had some dope hockey pics!
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(MTF) The degree to which abdominal material protrudes from the beltline. When posting ads, online experts agree that including your Muffin Top Factor -- or "MTF" is the right thing to do. Simply measure the inches in a vertical manner from the top of your beltline to where the shade stops and you've got your MTF.
Examples of PROPER use:
1. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:7." Pass me the beer.
2. So, I grabbed a tape measure to determine the degree to which my abdomen protrudes from my beltline -- you know, my Muffin Top Factor -- and it was an "MTF:0." Pass me a carrot.
Examples of IMPROPER use:
1. So, I couldn't help myself, but I had to come over here and tell you I think your MTF is REALLY hot.
2. Hey, look, Dude! We have matching MTFs!
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an ugly girl that wears tight clothes and has her side fat hanging out for people to sadly see.
Did you see that fat girl with cellulite?
Yeah that's so gross, she has muffin top syndrome and I can't believe she went on stage with those high school musical shorts. so gross!
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knock the top off eg:
Hey Rolfus, how did you go with that waitress?
" She knocked the top off "
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