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points you get from smoking weed
My cousin died from overdosing but at least he got 5875 tree points.
the most iconic line said in politics EVER. said by queen kamala harris
Kamala Harris: You think you just fell out of a coconut tree? *very classy giggle* You exist in the context of all in which you live and what came before you.
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a racial slur against a black meaning that they can be hung on a tree
shut up you are a tree decoration!
Shaming people who buy trees that are specially grown and cut for Christmas and then disposed.
After years of being subjected to tree shaming, he bought a live potted tree for Christmas and planted it in his yard. Then he got a fine for planting an invasive exotic, which was banned by the tree ordinance.
A tree that was grown by Satan himself. The machineel tree (Hippomane mancinella) is an extremely poisonous plant that can be found in south Florida, the Caribbean, and central america. Eating the fruit (which resemble small apples) can kill you. The sap from the tree is so corrosive and toxic, standing under the tree during a rainstorm will blister your skin and if it gets in yours eyes, temporally blind you. The natives would even tip their arrows in the sap. Simply touching the tree will give you a rash. Even the air around the tree is toxic and standing there for long periods of time will kill you. If you ever see this tree, stay the fuck away from it, it will fuck you up.
I just ate the fruit from the machineel tree and almost died! My throat felt like there was lava being pour down!
When your girl is shopping and you run up and nut on her leg without her knowing
I was trying to buy some Fabuloso and my boyfriend came up and hit me with the Dollar Tree.
yo jaysler, ill catch you later im finna go bang the tree