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When you have to shit so bad that it feels like it is starting to poke out, like a turtle’s head poking out of its shell.
Hold on I have to shit so bad it’s turtleing!
A sexual act involving hemispheroid objects, such as turtles, bowls, helmets, etc. To turtle, the object is stuffed inside a woman's vagina (or anyone's anus)
Bitch#1: OMG Guy#1 and i were eating breakfast and after he finished his cereal he started turtleing me with his cereal bowl! It was so much fun!
Bitch#2: Lucky slut i wish my man would turtle me
When one is so drunk on good times (possibly some alcohol in there somewhere) and he proceeds to fall on the ground, and tries to get up but instead does this rocking motion because his world is spinning profusely, much like a turtle when on its back or shell.
Dude joeys so hammered right now he's in the living room turtleing as we speak.
No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
Action : The act of slipping your balls in either hole of a girl. At the most extreme sticking both the shaft and balls in both holes or in one hole.
This chick I was with was so loose; I could do a hibernating turtle and still move around.
When someone prints a squishy turtle on your Bambu 3d printer from the internally saved print files.
I got squishy turtled last night and realized I need better friends.
Used as a pick-up line to refer to ones own pubic hair(s). pubs bush exotic turtle hairy
Would you like to go look at my turtles, they are pretty exotic.