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When something is so fuckign funny you die inside a little afterwards.
Bro, (insert the funny here)
Holy shit. That was so funny my Intestinal tract fucking exploded.
I would rather fuck a crack in the road than do that mate
Said by The Naked Ninja aka"James Cameron" before pissing himself performing a rolling cartwheel.This celebration of excitement due to the release of his movie Avatar: The Way Of Water, will be remembered for years to come.
When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”
After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck
8 ways the human mind can be fucked by something they have seen.
1.) emotionally fucked up
2.) physically fucked up
3.) spiritually fucked up
4.) mentally fucked up
5.) musically fucked up
6.) forcefully fucked up
7.) religiously fucked up
8.) universally fucked up
that bitches pussy smelt like onion powder
got me 8 types of fucked up
A phrase you’d use to reject a task and/or shut something down.
“You think i’m driving half way across town and you aren’t going to pay me, fuck that for a laugh!
It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list
Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight