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8 ways the human mind can be fucked by something they have seen.
1.) emotionally fucked up
2.) physically fucked up
3.) spiritually fucked up
4.) mentally fucked up
5.) musically fucked up
6.) forcefully fucked up
7.) religiously fucked up
8.) universally fucked up
that bitches pussy smelt like onion powder
got me 8 types of fucked up
A phrase you’d use to reject a task and/or shut something down.
“You think i’m driving half way across town and you aren’t going to pay me, fuck that for a laugh!
It’s when you fuck one of Santas elf and enjoy it and somehow stay on the nice list
Bob: What are you doing for the holidays?
Joe: I’m elf fucking tonight
when a girl turns transgender and now has a dick
look at the size of that girls fuck stick
Generally involving alcohol and narcotics consumption followed by excessive chain smoking and regretful sexual actions both heterosexual and homosexual. Instagram posts and drunk texts. Rolling around in the grass and asap rocky played out loud from an iPhone. Generally just messed up things and a regretful hangover the day after. And those Instagram posts must be blurry and discoloured.
Conor: wtf was last night? Yeqz
Eman: it was sucked a fucked nytes
A commissioned officer in the military who graduated from a service academy instead of ROTC or the supreme commissioning source: OCS. They tend to be entitled, pretentious, and socially awkward.
E-5: “Yo it’s Friday, what time we getting out today?”
E-6: “Divo wants us here late for no reason, she’s an academy fuck who has no idea what we do.”
E-5: “Aw shit, I miss our old divo who could actually relate and understand us and the mission.”
every 2 millenniums, you are allowed to harrass the owner for a thousand years, the first Fuck The Owner millennium started in 2000 and will end in 3000
Yo it's Fuck The Owner millennium
I know it's been like that for 22 years so far