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to cause pain to the brain . or to cause pain to the cerebral cortex
my brain hurts when I think bout that.
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while holding your balls, squezzing tightly and pressing to someone cheek
roland past out travis made him kissing squirrel brains
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Exploding semen in the back of her thoat while she deepthroats your dick.
I'm arriving. Ohhh yeah. "Blow her brains out."
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The Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (or the S.I.B.F. as it is considered in the medical community), is one of the most deadly diseases known to mankind. It strikes at the cerebrum section of the brain and completely shuts it down. This leaves the victim in a state of eternal idiocy and stupidity. This condition affects countless people worldwide, and the symptoms are completely unnoticeable until it is far too late.
This disease was first invented as a bioweapon by Dr. J while he was locked in the basement of 2000 Presidential candidate Alfred Gorestrum (Al Gore). He planned to use this bioweapon on Senator Ted Cruz of Texas in an attempt to make him a raving dumbass. Little did Dr. J know, however, was that Ted Cruz was already the dumbest of raving dumbasses. Unfortunately, the fungus did spread to Ted Cruz and he is now a walking and talking gravemind of the fungus and looks to spread it to all those he comes into contact with and speaks to.
I am writing this definition from my bunker in Southern Kosovo in the hope that some wandering internet-goer finds this and puts an end to the fungus, and Ted Cruz, for once and for all. This is my last message to the world, goodbye.
Person 1: "Yo, you want to hop on the Roblox Pacer Test Game, I really think that it might be a very enjoyable experience."
Person 2: "Bro what the fuck are you saying, have you or a loved one been in contact with a carrier of the Shit Idiot Brain Fungus (S.I.B.F.) or Ted Cruz himself in the past 30 days? You seem like you've come down with a real bad case of it."
Person 1: "Oh no, what if you're rig--- djasdfuiho asdhfgiubsf." *collapses to the floor in a broken heap and as a husk of his former self*
My cady is snotty nosed with the brain's knocked out.
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To jerk-off purely out of sheer sexual frustration or desperation.
"Man, that ho at the club was grinding on me for like two hours, then she left with my friggin' roommate! I gotta' go beat the brains out of the little soldier!!!"
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Theory that as the brain ages it begins to rot away, thus giving way for people to hold more right-wing beliefs as they get older. As right-wing beliefs are inherently nonsensical only a poorly functioning brain could hold them.
Oh, he used to believe in science and factually correct information, but unfortunately right-wing brain rot has gotten a hold of him and now he thinks science is out to get him and extreme weather is the result of gay people having more rights.
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