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To perform some unspecified sexual service using a slotted penis with torture spines at the base. A physical deformity primarily popularized by American actor Matt Damon.
He knows just how to tie her balloon.
Lifts-her-tail is a Skyrim meme (and book) about a Argonian, which is an anthropomorphic lizard, whose name is Lifts-her-tail and-- I REFUSE TO ELABORATE FURTHER.
G-1: Hey, ¿remember Lifts-her-tail? ¿the Lusty ArgoniaM----
G-2: Out of my house.
when pappa slams her back doors in with his megacock after serenading her
After a quick meditation with the boys reflecting on the rockets at the Manor House, Señor Lee declared ; “Maaaate, she’s so lengers, i’ve got to put her away , it just has to be done lads”
Where you finger a girl underneath a blanket in a room full of people
I was at this party with this girl and was vancing her.
“Tinker” meaning fuck or rearrange “bells” meaning pussy, vagina
“ Got a bad b**** she foreign, she pretty I tinker her bells I ain’t talking bout Disney”
When you accidentally overcommit to a woman you have no intentions of being in a relationship with.
Everything was going great. We banged a couple times. Then she stayed over one night and I invited her to Boston. Dammit. mistake woman women commitment one night stand sex blowjob player college tddup
Her tits
Person 1:look at that girl
Person 2:look at her little girls