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Testicles so massive they could be used as a flotation device and can save lives.
Seth is drowning Brian! Pull off your pants! RESCUE BALLS!
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It's so hot that you have to hydrate non stop to keep your balls moist.
You wanna go outside?
Fuck that, it's balls hot out there.
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When a person will not comply to needs by an individual.
Example 1: The United States is constantly breakin' Africa's balls by not sending food.
Example 2: Devin Gordon: Dude, you guys can't have any more parties at my house 'cause all you guys do is get plastered and break shit.
Devon Lane: Why you always breakin' balls Devin, why?
Greg Morman: Release the tight grasp you have placed on my balls.
Devon Lane: Yeah, untwist mine!
Devin Gordon: Fuck you guys!
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A very pleasurable, fun, and spirit lifting game involving a soccer ball and two very active men. The ball is passed back and forth in a very fashionable and socially acceptable way, and both parties always win. Twists and turns are involved, and there is no sweeter victory than succeeding in the game of erk-ball.
James: Hey Erk! Lets go play some erk-ball!
Erk: LASSKOOOO!
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Hot Balls occurs when the testicles become overheated, causing extra drooping and unnecessary floppiness of the testicles. Often occurs in bed because of the consistent heating under the insulative properties of certain blankets.
Man, I woke up with a serious case of Hot balls this morning.
Also see: Slaw Balls or Hot as Balls
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The state of pain and discomfort caused by an interrupted session of fellatio. Can happen for a number of reasons, including (a) calling the girl by a name that's not hers, especially the name of an ex she knows about (b) turning on the TV in the middle of getting head (c) interruption by a third party, especially parents or other authority figures (d) the girl having had too much to drink earlier and needing to throw up right there and then (with it ending up on your shoes, trousers, and possibly lap). Results in almost cramp-like pains in the groin and/or abdominal areas. Sometimes used as a way for a girl to inform a guy she's breaking up with him.
1) I have blue balls, because I forgot and called my girlfriend by my ex's name.
2) Jimmy got blue balled when the girl he was feeding drinks to had to throw up.
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having been shot down before fulfillment
"Graduation Blue-Balled"
When graduation is tomorrow and you discover you've flunked a class.
"Lunch Blue-Balled"
When you show up to a cafe, famished and they are closed or you forgot they only take cash.
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