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A totally awesome game that came out in the 90's for the Sega Genesis. It was the first and last bitching 2-D Sonic the Hedgehog game. If you have never played this game before, then you may want to think about killing yourself for missing it. If you think that any other 2-D Sonic games are better than this one, then kill yourself RIGHT NOW!!!!
Kevin: I'm going to go play Halo 2 on my X-Box.
Brett: I'm going to kill you and your X-Box because Sonic the Hedgehog 2 is a much better game.
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A 2-pump shuffle is a sexual act in which the male gets the female nude, then proceeds to enter his penis in-and-out of the the females vagina two times. The 2-pump shuffle is only official if there is no more sexual activity following the two "pumps" and the man leaves the woman hanging.
That girl is ugly! I wouldn't give her the full bang, but I'd probably give her the 2-pump shuffle for the sake of good comedy.
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The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!
The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.
The Postal Guy : Buttsauce!
The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!
The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.
The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...
The Postal Dude : after finding that it's the apocalypse in the newspaper Hmm... Normally, I'd expect a fancy cinematic to explain such a crucial story element. The font is nice, though.
The Postal Dude : I was pretty hungover yesterday, but I think I remember where I work.
The Postal Dude : I regret nothing.
The Postal Dude : Only my weapon understands me.
The Postal Dude : You probably thought you weren't gonna die today? Surprise!
The Postal Dude : Guns don't kill people, I do!
The Postal Dude : at the end of the game Honey, you won't believe the day I've had!
Postal Dude's Wife : Did you remember my Rocky Road?
The Postal Dude : D'oh!
gunshot
The Postal Dude : Urinating quote 1 That's the ticket!
The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 3 Now the flowers will grow.
The Postal Dude : Entering Lucky Ganesh All-American grocery store Did somebody slaughter a goat in here? Seriously, I wanna know.
Me: The Postal Dude : Hey I'm just trying to exercise my second-amendment rights here ya fuckin' Communist!
The Postal Dude : I suppose it would have been more politically correct to kill the women and the minorities first.
The Postal Dude : That one's 'cause I can!
The Postal Dude : Bless me, father, for I have sinned. No, really! I'm not kidding here! *Big* sinner. Yup!
The Postal Dude : I know what you're thinking, but the funny thing is, I don't even LIKE videogames...
The Postal Dude : The gene pool is stagnant and I am administering chlorine.
The Postal Dude : Please don't think I'm a bigot, I kill races equally...
The Postal Dude : after shooting someone while you're dressed as a cop Someone stole my donuts, and now you're all gonna pay!
The Postal Dude : Ow, right in the stuff.
Last lines
The Postal Dude : Doh!
The Postal Guy : Thing is, I don't even like video games.
The Postal Dude : after smoking some catnip Yeah baby, I AM the lizard king!
The Postal Dude : Yeah yeah, blah blah -- don't you have minorities to oppress?
The Postal Dude : after smoking crack pipe This can't be good for me, but I feel great!
The Postal Dude : Urinating Quote 2 Oh-ho-ho-hohhh, yyyy--EAAHH.
The Postal Dude : after being rebuffed You gotta be fucking KIDDING!
The Postal Dude : Ohhh, my nads!
My Friend: Nice But Im dying
Me: Buttsause
My Friend: Pog
Me: The Postal 2 Dude
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A game filled with a majority of 10-15year old kids.
*high voice* Omg, I'm the best at modern warfare 2
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The best game ever where ppl online are noobs that whine alot. It also has the gayest ending but i cant wait for #3 its gonna be awesome!!!
Halo 2 kicks azz!!!fdjkslafjsd;lsjd
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The day hoes are born big hoes 30 bf a day also waste management day get rid of them hoes
“You were born on may 2nd ,what a hoes”
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The greatest game ever where you get to have sex with Adolf Hitler (I think so I've never played it)
Person 1 "What is the greatest game in your opinion?"
Person 2 "Sex with Hitler 2"
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