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wallet-ass

A medical condition causing discomfort on a localized area of the ass. It is caused by sitting on one's wallet for an extended amount of time. Symptoms include: soreness, redness of afflicted area, complaining. In some areas, it is seen as a sign of social status, implying that one has both a full wallet and plenty of leisure time.

"Man, I got some bad wallet-ass!"

"Well, maybe you shouldn't sit so damn much."

by Richard Oslo October 23, 2007

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ass shnozzing

The act of vigorously rubbing ones nose in another ones ass.

I was eating a bitch's pussy out doggie-style while giving her a little ass shnozzing.

by Peter Shnozzinbutte October 24, 2007

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass czar

1. One who loves the butt
2. One who prefers the ass to tits and takes advantage of this preference.

You like to screw girls from behind in your car
Cause your a f-in ass czar!

by Jigglyhouse September 15, 2005

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


Ass Token

Currency that will be used across the world when robots take over the world.
Instead of being backed up with gold like most currency is this will be backed up with sex

"Robot: I will charge you one ass token to play the fiddle!"

by OmNiLaSh November 23, 2003

17๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


ass lancing

violent anal sexual intercourse where no contact between the individuals is allowed other than the contact between the rectum and phallus

Nicky had to run to the ER because of the ass lancing he took last night...or...Being a shy person, Oliver enjoyed ass lancing because it took away the personal side of sex.

by Griphftor July 5, 2006

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jake-ass

a human coming into jackass form once laying eyes upon him.

Oh gosh he is such a jake-ass

by mrs.frost101 April 29, 2009

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Ass Pelt

An extremely hairy man ass

Oh I don't like body hair; I could never be with someone that has an ass pelt. (Wax your ass pelt)

by Feodoric April 25, 2009

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