anal spark

whilst having anal sex with your bitch she farts and u light the fart and the flame will spark up her ass and she will scream one fuck off word ANAL SPARK

i anal sparked your mum the fit OAP with the wrinkly arse while i was WATCHING YOUR BROTRHER do it with the dog

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Anal cancer

Cancer of the asshole

"Oh shit ive just been diagnosed with anal cancer"
"ive got anal cancer my boyfriend will be annoyed"

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Anal Sex

Fun.

Me and my daughter had some anal sex last night.

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anal crumb

A crumb that is excreted from the anal region. Sometimes during sexual intercourse, one may be excreted and if partners want to they may pick it up, examine it, and eat it, resulting in a powerful orgasm for both of them.

Julie - *having sex* : Oh Tom!! Oh yes! Oh, I think my anus just spat out a small crumb.. ! Mmmm felt so good. Tom, pick it up and lets eat it.. mmmm." *pisses on it* "Mmm my piss tastes sooo good. Mmmm yeh."

Tom - *singing*: Crumbs, crumbs, anal crumbs, lick them up and scatter them aroouuuund.

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Anal Spagettio

what you say when you accidentally put it in the wrong hole while doing doggy style

ohh babby...oh. anal spagettio. i think i made a mistake...

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anal cavity

The cavities you get in your teeth from eating too much ass hole.

Your teeth rot out of your mouth because you've been eating too much ass hole. "Yo James, did you hear Mary got an anal cavity, I heard all of her teeth fell out of her mouth after her anal feast."

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Anal Astronaunt

Act of males porking other males in the butthole.

harry sure is a anal astronaunt

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