banana hammer

Someone who is very sick, and very fatigued because of it.

Comes from seeing a banana frozen in liquid nitrogen, and then used to hammer a nail into a board. "I feel like that!"

Peter felt like a banana hammer, and had to leave work early.

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banana hammock

a phrase used between guys to tell one another to check out one girl or another

hey vince banana hammock at 5 o'clock

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rotten banana pirate

A black mans dick or penis

I sucked a rotten banana pirate last night

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Hand Banana

A cooler way to say "banana"

Mom-"Son, would you like a banana?"
Son- "Sure, I'll go get a hand banana."

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Banana Boat

A banana boat is when you instuct your male partner to gently mash up a banana while leaving the peel intact, next remove the stem end with a clean cut, after that correctly put a condom over the entire banana, then he will slip the banana goo-goo on his hoo-hoo!!

useful tip: try the banana boat with PHONE SEX!!

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huge inflatable banana

something that George Michael likes to play with. Favourable with Batty boys.

George Michael: " I originally had huge inflatable banana but I changed it to fudge packer!"

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Banana Orange Truck

A truck, and I quote, full of dildos

"Dude, that burrito made my ass feel like it took a Banana Orange Truck!"

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