The 4th of August is official boob day. Your partner/resident boob owner must send you a photo of their boobs
Guy 1: Did you know it's international boob day?
Guy 2: No I had no idea- *Phone dings*
Guy 2: Let's goooooooo
When a man (or woman if she is into this sort of thing) is laying down face up and a woman with large boobs approaches and places both her bare breasts on the eyes of the person laying down, shading them from the "sun". Although similar to "motor boating", this is solely the choice of the female with the boobs to provide "boob sunglasses".
Hey my lady really cares for me, last night she gave me boob sunglasses.
Or....
Dude, I was sleeping and this chick walked over and just gives me the boob sunglasses... what an awesome to wake up!
a party boob is one boob that is pierced, making it cooler than the other.
“Yeah I just wanted one nipple pierce, party boob!”
a boob that is so big that it takes two hands to fondle it.
The actress has sledgehammer boobs, which are her saving grace.
On August 31st is National Send Boobs Day on this Day females are to send Boobs to anybody who asks.
“August 31st National Send Boobs Day”
No one knows what they look like, there are weebs and creeps that imagine what they look like, like what the fuck, some guy on discord fucking sent me rule 34 of rouge, and if your one of the people who do this, get a fucking life
Jacob: I have seen Rouge's boobs today, i even have an anime pillow of it!
Micheal: I should get new friends. also what the fuck stay away from me
Just a local meme for 2 people, created by an accident
Mmmmmm you gorgeous
Balls chicken boobs