Smelly Bum Fluff

When the fluffy hair on thou's rectum creates a specific unpleasant scent, which in return, creates an aroma which typically tends to attract the homeless and black folk towards your general area. Then if the black and homeless folk surrounds you and any other companions in your party, you will then proceed to be skullfucked and robbed of all your personal belonging, including your virginity.

Example 1- Garrett: "Hey Colin, I recently got diagnosed with Smelly Bum Fluff, what does it do to me?"
Colin: "Oh no, this isn't good. This means you smell like Stinky Poopy, we must get out of the area immediately, otherwise we won't be enjoying our weekend!"

Example 2- Requis: "What up my nigga. Guess what, I heard somebody in a 10 kilometer radius was just recently given Smelly Bum Fluff, you know what that means?"
DeShawn: "Oh hell yeah I do, let's get this Number #1 Victory Royale"

Fired on bum castle

A short-burst fart that is so loud in it's escape that it sounds like the firing of a cannon or a similar piece of artillery. Multiples of this type of emission could be mistaken for a 21 gun salute.

Wow, that fart was loud - it sounded like you fired on bum castle.

cheeky bum sex

Also known as pears it is what cheeky people do in their cheeky spare time.

'I love pears!'

Translation: 'I love cheeky bum sex!'

'I had great cheeky bum sex with your mother last night.'

front bum wedgie

Pulling ones undies into a wedgie at the front pubic area, particularly with the vagina. This could also be achieved by wearing a G string backwards. It can be used as a loving gesture to ones partner to get a shocking response

"hey darl check my front bum wedgie"
"hey darl bet you never seen this before" (pull a front bum wedgie"

Clitty Bum Flap

A piece of string that goes from the buttocks to the clit. It is nailed in both ends used as a fashion accessory.

Can I see your clitty bum flap?
Who nailed your clitty bum flap?
That's such a cool clitty bum flap!

Pointy Bum Wank

When you simultaneously have a wank while sticking you finger up your bum then proceed to point the shit covered finger at surrounding people.

"Just had a pointy bum wank in asda"

"Who at?"

"The man who was baking cookies"

interlocking bum spoons

a form of spooning where the couple lay top to tail, each on their side facing opposite ways, whilst interlocking bums in the middle of the bed.

Jess Riley decided to relax by engaging in interlocking bum spoons with her partner.

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